It be ther Scarlet Wench, here, wish'n ye a happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Careful o' me vicious attack corgi, Chumline. He be known to nibble on pretty li'l ankles. Thinks they all shur be made o' wood, don't you know.
Well, time be a wast'n and me stout ship, the Wrathful Toad sails on the tide, so I be off to fill ter hold wit hardtack 'n weevils.
YARRR to ye all!
Can only talk like that before so long, and then my tongue gets all tied up. :)
Don't forget, it's fine to say YAARRRRR! today. Get your kids in on the act.
They'll love it. :D
AVAST! and BLUBBER and KEELHAUL to you, too.